okay these past few days or weeks or maybe months haf been so errkk ermm oohh ahh and ouch. Semua ada. Its ust a matter of how the hell am i gonna get through with it kan. So yes, cerita berterusan.I thought i've met my another partner in crime kan, someone who i can always turn to when im in trouble and when im in need of well, cuddybuddy ke apapa la kan, nothing erotic ok. Ha those bestfriend material and all that kan, rupa-rupanya dia ni kimaaaak penipu dusta and all that shit, god was great so thank god shit happened before things ended up serious.Though sometimes i sit and ponder of the what might have been, and i miss the stupid jokes and times we spent together talking about things that didnt matter at all. God, i missed it. I miss you. sigh, but if your girl didnt call me, i'd be trippin to find out lagi2 if you tak kasi tau. Fuck, no wonder your phone has always been ringin and shits but i mean come on bro, your gf's finding yo ass, and it led to something called breakup. Do i cause breakups? Damn intentions aku cuma nak kawan and mencari a guy bestfriend since one of my bro's turned out to be so fucked up , so i decided to up and leave. But tu ah cite dia, this bro kan, memang takde slack sangat pon kan, tapi takleh bla sial awek dia cari wa. I had issues with him last 2 or a year ago la kan, pasal awek dia, kini menjadi ex katanya. So his chick serang i gak on the spot. i said i cuma kawan dia sahaja. not his gf ke whatsoever. tak ingin pon. i like being friends with him and thats all there is to it. cant u understand. Hurgh.
pastu ni ha baru-baru ni aku pi clubbing, lepak canai coz some one nak sangat lepak canai tu, normally i'll be at daruss ah kan. So anyway, lepak punye lepak and lepak,ring2 phone call. mamat tu, kite kasi nama kat dia. rayban haaa. This rayban told me to pick him up. i said alaa ask ur gf to pick u up ah, hen dia marah jap ckp mana ada gf, where r u, im drnk, can u come get me. so i did, went all the way from subang to kl yes ladies and gentlemen, ini la aku sacrifice sebab sian ah dengar dia sorang2. last2 kan, aku sampai tgk dia ngan cousin dia, and then poof. they said dude who is she. and im just standing there hi im dell, is rayban drunk? if u guys ade sini, then buat apa i datang. wtf right. ok, then his buddy kep saying dude she cares for u alot ok, blablabla jaoh datang amek u blablablabla. and im like, oh no prob sebab im done lepaking as well, and heading home. so dia ni apa cer. last2 i bawak la kete dia, terenjot2 gak ah. and then he made quite a remark that night. I just kept quiet and vamoose. dead and gone till now. Sebab apae? Sebab awek dia/ex dia call i, i explained everything. damn la wei, you guys need a good solid reason not to lie nextime. cam puki la your mouth u know. ungrateful motherfucker worthless piece of shit. penat k your mom gave birth to you just to findout you're a fucking pathetic useless dickhead. kesian. I do not like the way u treated ur gf as well, sangat macam chikaro. kau ingat dia apa, playdoh? fucker. She's a human being with flesh and blood and a beating heart, but you made her feel so downgraded la. Oh gosh. What happned to u bro, wht happened !!
Bro part 2, ni sengal nye letchumi. Sometimes a chick, sometimes a man. so he's a mick. Hahahahah. derived from a dick. Oh well, ni worang memang best mau lepak. kau dah la comel jugak kan, macam nak je aku tuang caramel kat kau pastu suruh semut besar bite and lick the hell outta ya. sounds cute ke geram tu semua ada. But yeah, this one here i like la because comel, tinggi, pandai, relevant, charming, sexy, stupid and FUNNY. I cannot stop gelak, terburai usus and air mataku. Sekepala, but u know what ladies and gents, he's just another bro. No feelings no nothing. Cuma rakan seperjuangan. Now that's something i dont wanna lose. A true bro. Hahahah sorry la kalau u buat magic tak laku kat i. I hope u enjoyed and liked your birthday present kan heheheheeh. ;) behave r.
Now about my hoe's, ada but i think the hoe's semakin berkurangan sial. new addition to the hoe's are curlinei, curliru and curlipang tu, hahaha tah la wei. nama2 diberi sempena hari thaipusam. so anyway kan ni ha semalam vday, sangat boring, and whats up with people saying vday for kafir only. i mean if u say so, then you tell your non kafirans not o sambut la, got issues ar with kafirs? fucking racist idiot. sumpah kau nye generations 10x worst than kafir dow. Seriously. Kau macam la bagus sangat sial. KALAU kau tak boleh nak pupuk semangat 1 malaysia, fuck off la cibai. Jangan dok malaysia. Sempit otak kau jang.
Oohh i think i dah over budget shopping, hehehe. Not my fault, sales were tempting and shoes pulak menggoda nafsu i. Online shopping laagi. Erk,sorry ma its a new fetish. Old fetish gone already. katakan taknak pada merokok is so inspiring. nanti kita menjayakan kempen tersebut ye tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. chalo bette.
Ooh i got my laptop back in shape and all seems to be running smoothly. i loike. cuma nak kena format balik tu yang payah skit lah, they format it tak best la cam cibai, nothing seems to be functioning that well here esp my webbie. benci benci benci!! mmm. Okay i gootttaaaa go now, lapar. Lunch anyone? i feel like chilis ke tgif ke tony romas ke. lapar nak mampos and i want MEAT. I went down on the scale, means bagus kan? yay. sexy bitch sudah hampir mari. woohoo. ;) ok ok ok nak mandi then bergerak makan!! xoxoxo. later.
