And, ladies, you’ve heard some real doozies! Aren't guys lame nowadays.. Ni la lines yang seringkali digunakan..
1. “Is your boyfriend sitting here?” (He sits down.) “Now he is.”
2. “Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)
3. (Instant message on a dating site.) “I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.”
4. “A guy friend asked me, ‘So are you single now?’ and when I told him yes, his response was, ‘Good, want to bone?’”
5. “Can I have your phone number? I’m going into the hospital for a few weeks, and I’d really like someone to talk to.”
6. “Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”
7. “If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”
8. “Can I push your stool in?”
9. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”
10. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”
11. “Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”
12. “The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?”
13. “You look like a smurf, a hot smurf.”
14. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?”
15. “If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”
16. “Oh, so you’re American? I would never have guessed. You’re quite the cunning linguist.”
17. “Save water. Shower with me.”
18. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”
19. “Hey, hey, did it hurt? Huh? Well, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
20. “I have an 11-inch penis.”
1. “Is your boyfriend sitting here?” (He sits down.) “Now he is.”
2. “Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)
3. (Instant message on a dating site.) “I’d like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.”
4. “A guy friend asked me, ‘So are you single now?’ and when I told him yes, his response was, ‘Good, want to bone?’”
5. “Can I have your phone number? I’m going into the hospital for a few weeks, and I’d really like someone to talk to.”
6. “Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”
7. “If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”
8. “Can I push your stool in?”
9. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”
10. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”
11. “Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”
12. “The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?”
13. “You look like a smurf, a hot smurf.”
14. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?”
15. “If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”
16. “Oh, so you’re American? I would never have guessed. You’re quite the cunning linguist.”
17. “Save water. Shower with me.”
18. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”
19. “Hey, hey, did it hurt? Huh? Well, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
20. “I have an 11-inch penis.”
